About Me

Somewhere, on the internet, there’s a rule that every website needs an About Page. So here we are. This is the part of the website where I’m supposed to tell you who I am. But does it really matter? Probably not. Here’s what you actually need to know: - I write books - They will exist soon - You can sign up to hear about them -

If you need a more professional bio, go read a Wikipedia page and pretend it’s about me. Otherwise, just sign up for my email list on the home page and carry on with your day.

I’m Ari.

I write things—books, essays, stray thoughts that sound like fortune cookies written during a midlife crisis. My work lives somewhere between poetry and panic attack, with occasional pit stops in philosophy, humor, and whatever that feeling is when you realize you’ve outgrown your own bullshit.

I don’t write to be understood.

I write to stay honest. Everything else is gravy. Or glue.

I haven’t decided.

Where We Stand

A book written to the idiots we used to be. Which is to say: it’s a book for humans. No capes. No answers. Just some hope.

It’s not here to fix you. It barely survived fixing itself.

Inside: bad decisions, worse metaphors, and occasional wisdom

Think of it as a user manual written after the machine exploded—
by someone who only recently realized they were the machine.